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http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html
NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
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In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
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Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
...
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
...
Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
